Hi, how are you? Yes, I’m fine, I only spent the past two weeks crying hysterically. Can’t people just fuck off?
“HELLO! How was your half term?? Did you have a good week??”
me: *blank stare*
”..what?”
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“Emma!! How are you???”
me: “…I’m not sure how to answer that question. I can’t exactly say I want to kill everyone in this room.”
“Well, you are justified to say that.. you could say you wanted to kill me if you wanted to! …as long as you don’t touch me.”
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“Emma! Welcome back! How was your half term? I went to South Africa to see my grandparents.”
me: *trynottokillmotherfuckingluckybitchwithgrandparents*
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